Monthly Archives: February 2013

Write This Down

“You should write a book.”

I get that all the time. Most recently, from my Aunt Lauren. My friends and I are always joking “Oh shit, remember that so we can put it in our novel.” Well I’m still not working full-time, so why not?

Aunt Lauren, you’re about to get your book.

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Ain’t Nobody Fresher

Ain't Nobody Fresher

This perfectly sums me up: trying to be cool, but incredibly nerdy/corny.

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14 and a half of these apply. Crap.

Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

I’m at this level of snarky/sassy today. You’ve been warned.

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The Butt.

The Butt.

This is the only Valentine I will accept today.

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“Did you meet your significant other at [name redacted] University?”

-A tweet my Alma Mater sent out today.

Well, I did….and then he/we/I threw it all away. Now I officially hate today.

Love In A College Town

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This is perfect. Especially the last two.