So I’m sitting here watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (because I’m a girl and we like torturing ourselves and/or judging others) and I must say a few things:
1. That can’t possibly be fun for guys to try and take off in bed (or those dressing the models backstage).
2. I am so glad I worked out right before this.
3. My body is pretty bangin’.
4. Yo, can I have some beer right now? I deserve it.
5. So glad I splurged on some new lingerie today.