Monthly Archives: December 2012

Lay You Down

I have this incredibly irrational fear about tomorrow night.

It will be New Year’s Eve.

It will be midnight.

I will be surrounded by my very good looking (and single >:]) guy friends at a fancy bar in a big city full of opportunity. And somehow, I’m afraid I’ll be awkwardly paired up with my ex-boyfriend to kiss.

Furthermore I am terrified that for the first time, I won’t have anyone to bring home that night.

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A Heart Full of Love

A Heart Full of Love

Please draw your attention to Marius. My word, he is handsome.

My reaction to him is actually kinda similar to Eponine’s in this.

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Pearl Jam

I lost one of my pearl earrings at my Friend With Benefit’s house (thanks a lot, rum and cokes!) and he can’t find it. The Southern girl in me is crying.


That might be one of the corniest titles ever. I apologize.

Also, does “Friends With Benefits” deserve to be capitalized? It is a title, after all.

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For My Future Place

For My Future Place

The boys can get messy and love them some ’90’s music, what can I say?

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This is so ridiculous.

I’ve been guffawing at this for five minutes straight.

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Bad Puns

Bad Puns

I am crying.

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A Real Life Moment I Had Today

After uploading pictures with new boys online and pondering where my next paycheck is coming from, I get a text message from my ex-boyfriend confirming dinner for later this week and that he’s rooting hard for me (I’m barely employed, but somehow still vaguely fabulous.). I send back a quick and confused thank you, and as my phone is sending the message:

Me, looking up to the sky: “God, what exactly is going on here?”

Then, a moment….my phone freezes after sending the message and then restarted itself.


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A Taylor Swift Song for Every Relationship Status

This basically sums it all up.

Now if only just one of these could apply to me, we’d be all set!


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We Can Work It Out

Is there any better feeling than finishing a tough workout? I think not.

And for a very antsy person, I am a boss when it comes to yoga.

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Today’s Mission

I’m going to nail this song by the end of the day.

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